| Игрок | Говноголова | GDS | Lorenzo Von Matterhorn |
| Leonardo Bonucci | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Sami Khedira | 6 | 6 | 5.5 |
| Paulo Dybala | 6.5 | 7 | 6.5 |
| Juan Cuadrado | 6.5 | 6.5 | 6 |
| Alex Sandro | 6 | 6.5 | 6 |
| Miralem Pjanic | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Gonzalo Higuaín | 6 | 6 | 5.5 |
| Wojciech Szczęsny | 6 | 7 | 6 |
| Rodrigo Bentancur | 6.5 | 6.5 | 5.5 |
| Federico Bernardeschi | 5.5 | 5 | 5 |
| Emre Can | 5.5 | 5.5 | 5 |
| Matthijs de Ligt | 5 | 5 | 5 |
| Danilo Luiz da Silva | 6 | 5.5 | 5.5 |
| Adrien Rabiot | 6 | 5.5 | 6 |