| Игрок | Говноголова | GDS | Andrulix |
| Gianluigi Buffon | - | 7 | 6.5 |
| Leonardo Bonucci | - | 6 | 6 |
| Sami Khedira | - | 5.5 | 6 |
| Paulo Dybala | - | 0 | 6 |
| Juan Cuadrado | - | 6.5 | 6 |
| Alex Sandro | - | 6 | 6.5 |
| Miralem Pjanic | - | 7.5 | 7 |
| Gonzalo Higuaín | - | 7 | 6 |
| Rodrigo Bentancur | - | 6 | 6 |
| Federico Bernardeschi | - | 6 | 5.5 |
| Blaise Matuidi | - | 6 | 6 |
| Cristiano Ronaldo | - | 7.5 | 7 |
| Matthijs de Ligt | - | 5.5 | 6 |
| Adrien Rabiot | - | 6.5 | 6.5 |