| Игрок | Говноголова | GDS | Lorenzo Von Matterhorn |
| Giorgio Chiellini | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Claudio Marchisio | 6 | 6.5 | 5.5 |
| Daniele Rugani | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Paulo Dybala | 6 | 5 | 5 |
| Mario Mandzukic | 6 | 0 | 6 |
| Juan Cuadrado | 7 | 7 | 7 |
| Alex Sandro | 6.5 | 6 | 6 |
| Gonzalo Higuaín | 7 | 7 | 7 |
| Wojciech Szczęsny | 5.5 | 5.5 | 5.5 |
| Mattia De Sciglio | 6 | 6.5 | 6 |
| Rodrigo Bentancur | 6 | 0 | 6 |
| Douglas Costa | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Federico Bernardeschi | 6 | 0 | 6 |
| Blaise Matuidi | 6.5 | 6 | 6 |