| Игрок | Говноголова | GDS | FunnyShmunny |
| Weston McKennie | 5 | 4.5 | 4.5 |
| Manuel Locatelli | 5.5 | 4 | 5 |
| Dušan Vlahović | 4.5 | 4.5 | 5 |
| Federico Gatti | 5.5 | 6 | 5 |
| Timothy Weah | 5 | 4 | 5 |
| Andrea Cambiaso | 5 | 4.5 | 5 |
| Kenan Yildiz | 4 | 4 | 4.5 |
| Michele Di Gregorio | 5.5 | 6.5 | 6.5 |
| Pierre Kalulu | 5.5 | 5 | 5.5 |
| Khéphren Thuram | 5 | 5 | 5.5 |
| Teun Koopmeiners | 5 | 5 | 5 |
| Nico González | 5.5 | 4 | 5 |
| Samuel Mbangula | 5.5 | 5 | 5.5 |
| Randal Kolo Muani | 5.5 | 5 | 5 |
| Lloyd Kelly | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 |
| Alberto Costa | 5.5 | 5 | 5 |