| Игрок | Говноголова | GDS | FunnyShmunny |
| Daniele Rugani | 6 | 6 | 7 |
| Juan Cuadrado | 6 | 5.5 | 5 |
| Wojciech Szczęsny | 6 | 5.5 | 6.5 |
| Danilo Luiz da Silva | 6 | 6 | 6.5 |
| Adrien Rabiot | 5.5 | 6 | 6 |
| Federico Chiesa | 5.5 | 5.5 | 6 |
| Nicolò Fagioli | 5.5 | 5.5 | 6 |
| Manuel Locatelli | 6 | 6.5 | 6.5 |
| Matias Soulé | 5.5 | 6.5 | 6.5 |
| Dušan Vlahović | 5.5 | 0 | 6 |
| Federico Gatti | 6 | 5.5 | 7 |
| Filip Kostić | 5 | 5.5 | 5.5 |
| Fabio Miretti | 6 | 6 | 6.5 |
| Ángel Di María | 6 | 6 | 6.5 |
| Arkadiusz Milik | 5 | 5.5 | 6 |