| Игрок | Говноголова | GDS | FunnyShmunny |
| Giorgio Chiellini | 6 | 6.5 | 7 |
| Leonardo Bonucci | 6 | 0 | 6 |
| Paulo Dybala | 6.5 | 6 | 6.5 |
| Juan Cuadrado | 7 | 7 | 7 |
| Moise Kean | 6 | 5.5 | 6 |
| Wojciech Szczęsny | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Federico Bernardeschi | 6 | 5.5 | 6 |
| Matthijs de Ligt | 7 | 7 | 6.5 |
| Danilo Luiz da Silva | 6 | 6.5 | 6.5 |
| Adrien Rabiot | 6 | 5 | 6 |
| Luca Pellegrini | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Arthur Melo | 6 | 5.5 | 5.5 |
| Dušan Vlahović | 7 | 6.5 | 6.5 |
| Denis Zakaria | 6 | 6 | 6 |