| Игрок | Говноголова | GDS | FunnyShmunny |
| Giorgio Chiellini | 5.5 | 5.5 | 5.5 |
| Álvaro Morata | 5 | 6.5 | 5 |
| Alex Sandro | 5.5 | 6 | 5.5 |
| JUVENTUS FC | 5.5 | 0 | 5 |
| Wojciech Szczęsny | 5.5 | 5 | 6 |
| Rodrigo Bentancur | 5 | 4 | 5 |
| Cristiano Ronaldo | 5 | 4.5 | 5.5 |
| Matthijs de Ligt | 6 | 5 | 5.5 |
| Aaron Ramsey | 5.5 | 0 | 5.5 |
| Danilo Luiz da Silva | 5.5 | 5.5 | 5.5 |
| Adrien Rabiot | 6.5 | 6.5 | 6 |
| Merih Demiral | 6 | 5.5 | 5.5 |
| Weston McKennie | 5 | 5.5 | 6 |
| Dejan Kulusevski | 5 | 4.5 | 5.5 |
| Andrea Pirlo (Coach) | 5.5 | 0 | 5 |
| Federico Chiesa | 6.5 | 7 | 6.5 |