| Игрок | Говноголова | GDS | Lorenzo Von Matterhorn |
| Leonardo Bonucci | 6 | 0 | 6 |
| Álvaro Morata | 7.5 | 7.5 | 8 |
| Juan Cuadrado | 6 | 6.5 | 6 |
| Alex Sandro | 6.5 | 6.5 | 6 |
| Wojciech Szczęsny | 6.5 | 6.5 | 6 |
| Federico Bernardeschi | 6 | 6.5 | 6 |
| Cristiano Ronaldo | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Aaron Ramsey | 6.5 | 6.5 | 6.5 |
| Danilo Luiz da Silva | 6 | 7 | 5.5 |
| Adrien Rabiot | 7 | 7 | 7 |
| Merih Demiral | 6 | 6 | 5.5 |
| Arthur Melo | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Weston McKennie | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Dejan Kulusevski | 5.5 | 5.5 | 5 |
| Federico Chiesa | 7 | 7.5 | 7.5 |
| Alessandro Di Pardo | 6 | 0 | 6 |