| Игрок | Говноголова | GDS | Wahagn |
| Giorgio Chiellini | 5 | 5 | 5.5 |
| Álvaro Morata | 5 | 5 | 5 |
| Juan Cuadrado | 5.5 | 6 | 5.5 |
| Alex Sandro | 5.5 | 6 | 6 |
| Wojciech Szczęsny | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Rodrigo Bentancur | 5.5 | 5.5 | 6.5 |
| Federico Bernardeschi | 5 | 5 | 5 |
| Cristiano Ronaldo | 5.5 | 5 | 6 |
| Matthijs de Ligt | 6 | 6.5 | 6.5 |
| Danilo Luiz da Silva | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Adrien Rabiot | 6 | 5.5 | 6 |
| Weston McKennie | 5.5 | 6 | 6 |
| Dejan Kulusevski | 5.5 | 5.5 | 6 |
| Federico Chiesa | 6 | 6.5 | 6 |