| Игрок | Говноголова | GDS | MamburuM |
| Giorgio Chiellini | 6 | 6 | 5.5 |
| Leonardo Bonucci | 5.5 | 5.5 | 5.5 |
| Álvaro Morata | 5 | 5 | 5 |
| Juan Cuadrado | 6 | 6 | 5.5 |
| Wojciech Szczęsny | 6.5 | 7 | 5.5 |
| Rodrigo Bentancur | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Douglas Costa | 6.5 | 5.5 | 6 |
| Cristiano Ronaldo | 7.5 | 7.5 | 7 |
| Aaron Ramsey | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Danilo Luiz da Silva | 7 | 6.5 | 6 |
| Adrien Rabiot | 4.5 | 4 | 4.5 |
| Gianluca Frabotta | 5.5 | 0 | 6 |
| Arthur Melo | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Weston McKennie | 5 | 5 | 6 |
| Dejan Kulusevski | 6 | 6.5 | 6 |