| Игрок | Говноголова | GDS | FunnyShmunny |
| Moise Kean | 6 | 6.5 | 6 |
| Wojciech Szczęsny | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Danilo Luiz da Silva | 6.5 | 6.5 | 6.5 |
| Adrien Rabiot | 6 | 6 | 6.5 |
| Weston McKennie | 6 | 6 | 6.5 |
| Manuel Locatelli | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Federico Gatti | 7 | 6.5 | 6.5 |
| Filip Kostić | 6.5 | 6.5 | 6 |
| Fabio Miretti | 5.5 | 5 | 5.5 |
| Gleison Bremer | 6.5 | 6.5 | 6.5 |
| Arkadiusz Milik | 7 | 7 | 7 |
| Timothy Weah | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Andrea Cambiaso | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Kenan Yildiz | 6 | 0 | 6 |